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Sunday, January 06, 2008

Vaporizing Dave

Guess what Christmas gift I wanted but was never going to get came today? Give Up? Well lets get some help.

Hey Dave! Help me out here. Just stand right there. Let's see.. stare at object and then squint.

Whoa! Wow that is too cool!

Or should I say hot Dave? You're lookin' a little warm.

Theres a glow about you. I don't know.. Are you losing weight?

Ooh. Looks like I missed some of you. I guess I have to work on achieving total vaporization.

Darn I'm out of test subjects. And I'm not trading one of my Storm clad Halle Berry clones to resurrect you Dave. Your wife can use one of her Antonio Banderas clones.

Now who should I practice on next? Oh Scott...

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